The Beingz Almost Human
The Beingz wearing holiday disguises beside their RV The Beingz as the kids see them, without disguises

Meet The Beingz.

A perfectly normal family. On a perfectly normal holiday.

Same family. Slightly different.

Totally normal.
Definitely human.

The Beingz Almost Human board game box

Same planet. Different species.

The Board Game

Blend in. Don't get spotted. Get back to the RV.

2-5 players Ages 10+ 30-60 minutes
Coming Soon See The Board Game

Meet The Beingz

Same family. Slightly different.

Grandpa Krag disguised Grandpa Krag without disguise

Grandpa Krag Being

Older. Wiser. Still figuring it out.

Luna disguised Luna without disguise

Luna Beingz

Mum. Keeping everyone moving.

Hugh disguised Hugh without disguise

Hugh Man Beingz

Dad. Human expert.*

Skeet disguised Skeet without disguise

Skeet Beingz

Teenager. Conducting his own research.

Vee disguised Vee without disguise

Vee Beingz

Everything on Earth is interesting.

Dog disguise Dog as a robot

Dog

Robot. Navigator. Translator. Cleaner. Currently a dog.

*Self-appointed.

They've Done Their Research.

Hugh has a plan.

1 The Beingz studying Earth on a laptop

Study The Humans

Hugh has researched everything. Mostly online.

2 The Beingz trying wigs and sunglasses

Look Human

Wigs. Clothes. Sunglasses. Moustaches. Completely convincing.

3 Hugh talking to a startled policeman

Blend In

Visit ordinary places. Meet ordinary people. Behave normally.

4 Dog handling the details with a light beam

Keep Moving

Sometimes people need to forget... Dog handles the details.

Good plans make great holidays.

Their Perfectly Normal RV.

Every family needs a way to get around.

The Beingz RV flying along a desert road
Wheels

Mostly decorative.

Navigation

Dog.

Origin

Rental.*

*Technically a spacecraft.

A postcard of the Beingz RV at sunset with the message: One planet. One family. No fixed itinerary. They're here to see Earth. Try not to make it weird.